10 Signs You Should Dump Your Boyfriend

10 Signs You Should Dump Your Boyfriend

Here’s 10 Signs You Should Dump Your Boyfriend.

Here’s 10 Signs You Should Dump Your Boyfriend.  If you have felt any of these of done any of these you really shouldn’t be together any longer.

1. He does absolutely nothing around the house – he’s lazy as hell and does nothing no matter how many times you bring it to his attention

2. He didn’t come home from work – and you hope he never does.  You don’t even bother to find out what or if anything has happened to him

3. You ignore him when he calls you and pretend you don’t hear him – after he’s falling down the basement steps.

4. His snoring is really getting on your nerves and you actually have dreams of holding a chloroform soaked pillow over his face.

5. You’d rather bear hug a porcupine than be intimate with him.

6. You no longer look at him with loving eyes – you look at him with total disgust.

7. The thought of him make your upper lip turn up

8. Watching him eat gets on your nerves and makes your upper lip turn up

9. When you stop watching him, the sound of him eating gets on your nerves and makes your upper lip turn up.

9.1 His breathing get on your nerves – and you wish he’d stop it at once.

9.2 The sight of him gets on your nerves and makes your upper lip turn up.

9.3 Absolutely everything he does gets on your nerves.

9.4 Absolutely everything about him gets on your nerves.

10. You actually took the time to searched for ‘Signs You Should Dump Your Boyfriend‘ online :)

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ashan1614, posted this comment on Oct 4th, 2010

Goes for husbands, too!

Melinda J, posted this comment on Oct 4th, 2010

That picture definitely says dump him. :) Great article.

carissimi, posted this comment on Oct 4th, 2010

:)

Heather Dawn, posted this comment on Oct 4th, 2010

That’s hilarious. Sadly, too many women stay in relationships when they can check off everything in the list. Be done with him ladies…move on!

Inxxu, posted this comment on Oct 4th, 2010

well yes, these are annoing things, but I think these only count when boy and girl have been together short time, but if it gets to long term marriges or living together for many years, then I think woman needs stronger push…to dump him…

Nice little list ;)

Dragoonk, posted this comment on Oct 4th, 2010

lol. ok, I’ll make it quick! Nice! *runs*

albert1jemi, posted this comment on Oct 4th, 2010

great information

LoveDoctor, posted this comment on Oct 4th, 2010

Dump the loser! lol.

Good job.

crisdiwata, posted this comment on Oct 4th, 2010

hahaha! nice share, funny!!

Anuradha Ramkumar, posted this comment on Oct 5th, 2010

Ha ha ha…I enjoyed reading it.

Freedom Rising, posted this comment on Oct 5th, 2010

Ouch!

albert1jemi, posted this comment on Oct 5th, 2010

lovely…keep it up

Kaye TM, posted this comment on Oct 5th, 2010

nice one!

pruss25, posted this comment on Oct 17th, 2010

Haha

Yovita Siswati, posted this comment on Jan 27th, 2011

funny post!

Dana, posted this comment on Jan 31st, 2011

That’s really pretty funny, I enjoyed reading it :)

Dana, posted this comment on Jan 31st, 2011

That\’s really pretty funny, I enjoyed reading it :)

Alisha, posted this comment on Jul 3rd, 2011

This is absolutely hilarious! I love it! especially the “You ignore him when he calls you and pretend you don’t hear him – after he’s falling down the basement steps” LOL!

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