10 Signs You Should Dump Your Boyfriend
Here’s 10 Signs You Should Dump Your Boyfriend.
Here’s 10 Signs You Should Dump Your Boyfriend. If you have felt any of these of done any of these you really shouldn’t be together any longer.
1. He does absolutely nothing around the house – he’s lazy as hell and does nothing no matter how many times you bring it to his attention
2. He didn’t come home from work – and you hope he never does. You don’t even bother to find out what or if anything has happened to him
3. You ignore him when he calls you and pretend you don’t hear him – after he’s falling down the basement steps.
4. His snoring is really getting on your nerves and you actually have dreams of holding a chloroform soaked pillow over his face.
5. You’d rather bear hug a porcupine than be intimate with him.
6. You no longer look at him with loving eyes – you look at him with total disgust.
7. The thought of him make your upper lip turn up
8. Watching him eat gets on your nerves and makes your upper lip turn up
9. When you stop watching him, the sound of him eating gets on your nerves and makes your upper lip turn up.
9.1 His breathing get on your nerves – and you wish he’d stop it at once.
9.2 The sight of him gets on your nerves and makes your upper lip turn up.
9.3 Absolutely everything he does gets on your nerves.
9.4 Absolutely everything about him gets on your nerves.
10. You actually took the time to searched for ‘Signs You Should Dump Your Boyfriend‘ online